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H ->>> i am going to MAKE YOU A GIANT FUCKING SANDWICH JUST TO MAKE YOU HAPPY..

E ->>> THIS is the KETCHUP KING here to INCITE PANIC. BUY MY MIXTAPE OR I'LL BUY YOUR CHILDREN.

N ->>> 3 CASES OF EPILEPSY STAPLED on the ceilING!

R ->>> DO NOT APPROACH AN ACORN WITH OUT hindsight.

Y ->>>BARBRA STREISAND SACRIFICED HER FIRSTBORN FOR ETERNAL YOUTH BUT THE GUY NEGOTIATING THE DEAL turnt HIS BACK ON HER AND MADE HER OLD.


I ->>> FOR the love of GODDDDD I CANNOT STOP GETTING HIGH!!! GLUESTICKS ARE THE new orange!!

S ->>> INSOMnIA/OTHER DISEASES WILL INVADE england UNDER THE PRETENSE OF hope AND glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Y ->>> I AM A HAMBURGER WITH ACQUIRED TASTE!!!! FFEEEED MEEEEEEE<EEMMEEME!!!!

O ->>> do i scare the LIFE TRAPPED IN THE BACK OF YOUR PARENTS CAR

U ->>> if U discuss THE CONSEQUENCES WITHOUT my PERMISSION???

R ->>> WHERE has the FUN gone without knowledge!!!!!!!


A ->>> Patriotism is an ideology for the AMERIRCANS

P ->>> BUT I AM AMERICan???? AM I DISQUALIFIED???

P ->>> could we, if well known enough, BUY A LIVE ( HUMAN ) BEING!

A ->>> THE railways areJUST A MONARCHY OF MONOPOLY

R ->>> WALk into a back ally and you might get stabbed by your GRANDPARENTS?

A ->>> AM I AN HONOR STUDENT OR A MEMBER OF the british rock band KING CRIMSON? (AM NEITHER)

T ->>> IS DEATH GRIPS UNDERGROUND ENOUGH TO GET YOUR APPROVAL? WHY SO STINGY, YOU LITTLE!!

U ->>> THE DISCOGRAPHY OF DAVID BOWIE who may be dead) MAKES MY noodle TINGLE LIKE AN late 19th century BALLET

S ->>> See Figure TWO (Am not A porno)

wow how is your day going i feel the presence of timber in this forest. goodday to you fellow hawaiians and also people from new york and virginia. DO YOU NORMALLY HANG OUT IN BAD PLACES? MAYBE YOU NEED COUNCILING!? WHAT IS IT!? Je ne t'aime pas parce que je te deteste. DID I ACCIDENTALY DO FRENCH FOR 3 YEARS? IS ADDERALL BAD FOR YOU IN TRUCKLOADS? RESEARCH FOR ME I DONT KNOW><LUIGI IS A THUG WHO IS INFLUENCING OUR CHILDREN

MY NAME IS ABBREVIATED AS HtT, OR LENGTHENED OUT, IT IS H THE THUG... SEE YOU IN COURT, MY FRIENDS

EDIIT: thx for THE KIND FUCKING WORDs, BITchesss!!!!?@?#?$?#?@?!?#?$?

GIV E ME A G U I T A R lesson NOW!! I WANT MAJOR seventh CHORDS IN THISS HELLLHOLLE

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