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Hi! Here is my story about furries!

Speak calmly and clearly because...

Acting angrily towards a Furry will cause it to go into defensive mode and start ignoring everything you say, it is much better to stay calm and...

Carefully inform them that they are perverts. This is very difficult, convincing a Furry how absurd their subculture is is like masturbating with chopsticks.

Remember, some Furries are very wealthy. It may be financially prudent NOT to immediately attack a Furry. Some Furries have been known to spend thousands and thousands of dollars on Furry paraphernalia, some Furries will even pay you to have internet sex with them. If all you have to do is type YIFF YIFF YIFF into an AIM window for 60 seconds in return for your PayPal account overflowing, then go for it.

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