[Meme] VRChat in a Nutshell

Occasionally I'll go into a public Void Club instance, pull someone off the dance floor into a private room, and suck them off/eat them out. My process is as follows.

First I turn on the screen and pickups, I need the screen if other people are using it and pickups for a later step.

Next, I scope out a target. I've found that people who shitpost excessively have a very low rate of return. The same can be said for very very good dancers, and anyone who is sitting in front of the screen with their camera pointed at themselves. Desktop users are very hit or miss, I'd say if you play it right you have about a 35% chance on desktop users. A very solid group is anyone who is dancing earnestly, but not amazingly, I get about 60%-70% rate of return there. The absolute best group for this is Silent VR users who are in open spaces, I get a rate of return of about 80%-85% there and most of them take to it quickly and with vigor. The one exception to that is lolis, especially lolis under about 4 feet, who will pretty much not lewd under any circumstances that I'm aware of.

After I choose my target, I dance in their general vicinity, not making eye contact, but using the screen to keep an eye on them. I slowly dance closer to them, and when I hear a break in the song, I change position to face them, and start dancing with them. This is the first small filter, I'd say overall about 15%-20% of people back off and continue dancing on their own. At that point I pick another target mid dance, otherwise I dance with them for a few minutes and proceed to step four.

This next play is risky, but it adds a lot of character to the process I feel. I go to the bar and get a glass of whiskey, and whatever that thing in the martini glass is. I present them both to the target, and if they respond with confusion I know they have pick-ups turned off. I beckon them to the settings button and point out the pickups option. If they don't follow me I'll continue to the next step, but if they do follow me and turn on pick-ups, I'll give them their choice of drink. Which drink they pick gives me a small amount of insight into what kind of personality they want to project.

I always take a selfie with the target, very few people reject the selfie for some reason, and I haven't had anyone not understand what I was trying to do when I prepped for one for some reason. This allows me to get a degree of closeness with the target. If it's been at least 5-7 minutes total and they appear comfortable with me, I'll beckon them to the private room area, I'd say people I get to this point with follow me about 75% of the time, although at least 5% realize what's going on when we get to the private rooms and scoot.

I go into one of the rooms, in the current version of void I prefer the one with the fireplace. Very importantly, I make sure to go into the room before them and hold my hand over the lock, as soon as they enter the room and turn I around I lock the door, making sure they see me lock it. 95% of targets immediately grasp the implications of this, and about 5%-10% leave immediately. For those who don't, I make sure to gauge their reactions to see how to approach them. If they act embarrassed or stunned, I approach them slowly and tenderly, petting them, making lots of eye contact, and using semi-wholesome expressions. I then kiss them for a little bit and start to caress them in more delicate areas before moving to oral. If they're less surprised, or if they're enthusiastic, I act a little sluttier and usually put my arms around them and give them a slutty face, before groping them a little and then sliding down their chest and moving to oral.

For the Oral itself, if I'm using an avatar with a marker, I'll make a line just inside their pants, because when a non-full-body user looks up, it changes the position of the waist, which can get disorienting without a point of reference, leaving me sucking on the air a foot in front of their crotch when they look back down. Obviously you do all the normal oral stuff here, like using your hand, twisting your head, wrapping your arms around their waist, etc. After about 10-15 minutes I'll slowly stop, motion to a watch implying I have to go, give them a hug and a kiss and skedaddle. Unless it's one of the rare occasions they decide to masturbate on mic, in which case I'll keep going till they finish under any circumstances because making someone cum without even touching them is pretty rad if you ask me.

I've done this over 40 times, and I've done oral on 51 people different people in VR total.

Fun Facts:

  • Using a male avatar instead of a female one cut my odds by 3/4 unless I used an especially feminine one.

  • Over 90% of people I did this with stayed muted during the lewd stuff, even if they were talkative in public.

  • If the person I do stuff with is in the instance with friends, the friends almost always wait outside the private room then poke fun at/congratulate the person afterwards.

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