Like 5 or 6 years ago, I was a highschool freshman. I was a naive, sociable, yet socially retarded, late blooming teenager. One day I got a friend request on facebook from this girl who I hadn't gone to school with since like early-ass elementary school. This was the time of my facebook career where I just kind of accumulated friends that may have just been people from my past. It's different now, I purge my facebook of people I don't care about like every 2 weeks now, but alas it was a different time. Anyways, I thought nothing of adding her until she starts sending me message after message trying to connect with me. She was like a chubby goth kid who listened to green day and wore invader zim t-shirts- already the kind of person I wasn't too keen on hanging around, even at that age I knew that much. She basically just started up casual conversation, and me, being my normal, 13-14 year old, socially oblivious self kept it going. I thought we were just talking normally, but in hindsight I could see how she would probably think I was interested in her. Turned out the reason I never saw her in school was that she got such bad grades she redid the 8th grade, which was such a relief for me that year, because after this whole affair I really didn't want to run into her for as long as possible. Anyways, she starts getting more and more persistent, basically striking up a conversation every time I checked facebook, as well as her equally unbearable friend who I went to school with was basically cyber-wingmanning for her at the same time like "DUDE SHES REALLY GREAT DUDE"
She was leaving like ambiguous facebook posts about shit like "Man I can barely keep a conversation going with my crush" and I just sent the screenshot to all my friends and we all chuckled like seagulls.
Anyways, she got more and more persistent, prodding more and more, to say, hang out or talk for longer. (This is actually an important event in my life, where I went from nonconfrontational, and avoiding my problems, to making the connection "Wait, If I just tell her to bugger off, it has no draw on my life whatsoever")
Back to the story, It got to the point that I had to turn off chat for both of them, and I did for like a month and a half, the silence was glorious. I finally unblocked their chat, and lo and behold, she messaged me again that very night.
A few days later, She finally asked me out, while her wingman is wingmanning it up in another pm to me. That was it, I busted out my angry jewish side (which is apparently all of my sides now) and went full ghetto (Modern ghetto, not jewish ghetto) and said "Look, you suddenly dropping out of the fuckin sky like megaman after 5 years and trying to start something up even though I haven't ever met you is fucking creep creep behavior, miss (I'm paraphrasing the living fuck out of this) it's bananas and bonkers, and this whole time I've just been getting goofs and gaffs out of this whole situation. I think you are projecting this perfect guy onto some shriveled pale jewish faggot names /u/rabidkiwi13 and it needs to end. go find a nice goth boy who likes greenday and invader zim shirts and use that Angsty pseudo metal charm on him instead" and then I deleted her and the wingman and never felt happier.
What I said above is a massive dramatization but essentially, I was very blunt with her.