I don't know about you all but I get exhilarated by the mere thought of an abortion. I regularly make sacrifices to Satan and it keeps me feeling like a fresh spring chicken.

P̱͎͡r̮̖͕͠a̟i̙̻̖͖͜s̟̠͓̝͜e̛ ̷̼̻ț̹̣o̫̙̬ ̷͓͖͍̟̥̬y̶̦͈̳͖̲̖ǫ̞̙u͓̤͉̹͕,͖̩̲̳̖ ͔͘S̡a̹t̞͍̙͓a͇n̡͈̗̦͙ͅ!̹͔ ̛̞̘i̤̮͍̰n̗̗͚͈ ̴̺̰͙th̵̹̻͚̩̻e ̦͕̫͓͚̪̺h̘̞̣̞e͈͎͈͍̯͝i̧̝̙͎͕g̹͙̦͕̳̬h͞t̜͚̗̱̥̰͍ś͇̩ ̵̗̳y̹̳̯͈o̲̖̻͈ú̱̲̗ ̴̞̱͔̲l̗̖̗͕̻̼i̠t͉̼͕, ̗͕͖͎͈A̞͖̠n̩͍̤̮̻͎͞ḑ͎̣͚̻̺ͅ ̴̭̟̲͇̟ͅͅa͓̞͎͉l̙̞̳̤̲s̠̰ͅo͚̣̲̗͓̤ͅ i̡͙n̼͕ ̧͖ṱ̷͖͈̱̬̱h̨͍͎̙̳e̜͕̟̖̫̙̱ ̰̟̻d̷̪̺̗̳̹̦͓e̘̮͟e̬̻̮̹p̲̘̟̻͘s̢̩̫ ̱̹͔͙͉w͈̹̙̺h̳̟͕̟͝e̫̲͉̣̣r̮̺̞e̯͍̳̖ ̼̼̭͍̯̪͕n̮͔̙o̙͝w͓͜ ͍̟̮͍̠͢y̮̪͓͉̬͍͔o̸͍̟̲̻u̷ ̕s̺̺i͈̤͖ͅt̯̫͜,̖̟ ͓̥̰V̵̰̼̘a̛̲̳̳̯n͏q̴̻̥̞̬̳̪ṷ̴̹͖͖͍i̵̙͍͕s̴͕͍͇̱̫̗h̯̥̺͍̯͠e͏̖̗̦d̘̰͟,̺̹̗̝̝ ͏̗i̼͉̞̙͖̭̗͟n͔̜͘ ͇͔H̹̫̣͕̕e̩͈̬̗ͅḽ͚l̠̣͙͉̞͟,̥͖̗̘ ͉an͢d̟͇͜ d̛r̤̹̣͡e͕͈̖a͎͉̼͞m̴̫̲͉ ̞͔̯̠̻̼ͅi̩̫̞n̶͉ͅ ͇͎̮͟h͏̥̣̥̦̘ṵ̧̹s̫͈͚̳̙̹h̩̤̱͉̥e͞d̡̳͔ d͈͇̩͕͢ͅe̖͇f̰͜ͅḭ̘̼͔a̭̝͇͉̦̝͎n͇̲͍ͅc̶̞̦̦e͈͇̕ ͉̮̳͝O̶̳̥͕̣͉ͅ ̳̻̗̜̠̪́t̡͙̲̹̹̩̣͕h̻̫̻̮̪͍a̜̲̻t͓̕ ̟m̴̖̳̻̣ͅy̴͇͖̟͇̭ ͕̞̼̙̠͔̦͝s̶̝̬̬ou̱͖̺̙̠̬l̵̪͈̠͇̳̣͉,̯ ͓̰́b͔̙̣͉͔ẹ̗̗n̬e͈̦̹̙a̵̜t̜͚͓͇̭͠ẖ̹͖̩ ̢̝̺͍t͍̕h̺̜̻͔͘e͓̠̱̠̺͖ ̟̰̩T̶̖̗̤͉̼͈̭r͔ȩ͚͚̱̙̫e̗̥̺̺̥ ͈̰o͉̠̲f̭̪̱̝ S̱̱͓̖̞c̠̤ͅi̹̙̳̲̘ͅe̡͕̯͕͍͇̮n͓͘c̯͎̬͎͓͙̤ḙ ̘̯̩̹̗͓Mi̝̩̳͍̦̗ͅg̨̙̹͎̱̫͙̰h̫̥͎͉̞t̼͖́ ̫r̶̩̗̬̪̜̝͈e̵͈̰͖̭̖ͅs҉̦ͅt͙͈ ̷͇͙n̙͙͙̰͈͎è͓̫͇̮̟a̫͎̕r͈̺̫̩̹̳ͅ ̳͙̰̭͘y̮̙̝̪̦͢ͅo̴͖̻u͡,̦̻̝ ̼w̙͖̱h̼͇̻̼̻ḭ̳̻̩̝̼l̞̫̼̫̖ͅe͏̞͚̼̯̙̳͓ ̠̥̟̫͎ͅs̻͓̖̭̳h̨̺̣̮̱ad̦̮͎̬̮͓̬o̯̺̬̰̺̬͡ẁ̙̫̘̯̮͈i̭n̸̲͔͔g̡̜̯̞̩͍̥̗ ͔͍͎̺̳̕yo͏͖̪͔̙͖ur̷͕̟̪̣ ̖̜͔̳̲̰b͔̺̀r̺͞o̰͓̗̫͞w̘͓̫̪͓̞͞ͅs̱͚̦,̧͍̙̳̙͇̰͈ ̡̩̦͎̬I̗t͝ ̣̲̞͎͡s̭̩p̼̬r̴̻̖̦͍e҉͔̞̥̘̻̜̰ạ͇̻̘̭͖d͍͠s̗̭ ̼̣̬̬̦̖̺a̛ ̪͍̮̱̝̻s̨ec̫͡o͖̘ṋ̞̞d҉̭̪̟̭ ̻̳T̟͖͉͙̰͔̮e͚̝m͙̥p̵͔͕̼̹ͅl̤̬̥e̝̺͔̩̹̜̗ ̣w҉͇̖͙ḭ̶̪̜̮̳̝ͅt̕h͍ ҉̰it̪̺͖̝͉̬̩̕s͍̬ ͍͍͕̜̗b̕o̮̝u͓̺̼̻̕ͅg̷hs͙.̛̰̺