Men of reddit, what the heck do you want for your birthday?

Mostly to be left alone! I just want one day out of the year where I can simply do what I want, when I want.

If I'm hungry, I just want to eat. No waiting for you to get ready, just eat and get it done. No wasting time going back and forth with the "I don't know" or "I don't care, what do you want?" only to ultimately find out an hour later that you do in fact care and we wind up getting what you find acceptable.

If I'm tired and want to take a nap, let me sleep an hour or two for God's sakes woman! Can you save your harping until tomorrow? Please?

If I want to spend time working on project, watching a show, reading a book, or just doing nothing at all, would it kill you to let me?

Or maybe I want to spend time doing something I like with you, whatever it may be, even if you don't find it interesting or entertaining. Humor me! Fake it if you have to, but it would really make me feel happy if we did something I like with my loving wife by my side.

Oh, and head. Head would be great once in a while. Take advantage of morning wood.

Love,

Your hubby

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