Men of Reddit: what’s the creepiest thing a woman has ever said to you?

She said "That should be you and me up there" as we walked in procession into the wedding chapel at my cousin's wedding. We were Best Man and Maid of Honor, and we'd "dated" last when we were twelve. We were almost thirty. She had a family.

Her toast to the bride and groom at the reception later was a real hoot and involved a chronology of events which had led her (and I, chiming in vocally out of protest) to be together again. It was like something out of a movie. I am so fortunate to have had such an understanding girlfriend at the time; she witnessed all of this. Sadly, this wasn't the last overture she attempted. I am now married to my wonderful wife and we have a family of our own.

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