Men of reddit, What is your story with a Insane/crazy GF?

Mate.

Not a gf but shagged this creature at Butlins where I used to work, invited her over after hearing what a thot she was and I needed to squirt. Whack on some family guy (2009 when it was good) she's all like "I'm not a slut and I'm not fucking you" can tell you know she changed her mind quicker than cersie lannister in season 8 bruvaaa! I was choking her out and ploughing tough for at least 3 and a half minutes before I pull out bust on her sweaty hairy ass back. She leaves a lend her a few dvds to watch with no intention of getting them back or seeing her again (cunty move I know). Few days pass and I'm out with my mate we get back on site and outside my flat is one of the dvds with a rose on top... Fuck off!? This continues for at least a week every day while I'm out and about. So we sit up on this hill which overlooks mine, and sure enough she's there not only with my last dvd but she sticks her fingers down her knickers swipes her dirty minge and rubs it all over my dvd!!! I moved into my mates pad the next day.

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