So, I go to English class with one of my friends, and we’re joking people to each other. Anyways, my teachers been known to be really liberal and DOES NOT like me because white men are all evil. So as the bell rings to go go from Lunch to the next class, we get up and walk to English together (his class is right next to mine anyways) and, to no surprise the door is propped open (as it usually is). As I go to say bye to my friend he says, very loudly, “Try not to sexually harass any women!” And I’m thinking “Whatever, there’s like 2-3 people in the class, not that big a deal. So what if my teacher heard?” The issue is, is that my ex so happened to walk by about 5-10 seconds after him saying that (both of us had no idea she was near us) and apparently since “everything’s about you” she took that as a threat towards herself? EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN’T SEE HER NEAR US AND IT WASN’T ABOUT HER, IT WAS ABOUT MY LIBERAL TEACHER. Anyways, what’s so bad about this, you might ask. I was informed by my father once he returned home (I use a bicycle, he works late) that my ex contacted a police officer because she felt threatened. And, not only that, but her mother (we met, as the girl and I dated for about two years) wants to file a restraining order and press criminal charges. FOR, GET THIS, something not even about her, something we said as a joke (TO A DIFFERENT PERSON TO HEAR), and we didn’t even know she was coming, as you’d have to be able to see around corners. But no, since I’m a white fucking male, I’m evil and immediately in the wrong. What fucking bullshit.