Men staring into the dark abyss of valentines day cards.

I’m unsure why women things it’s a day to celebrate only them. Am female, and it occurred to me one day that my husband hates going out to eat at crowded restaurants and chocolate for that matter. If we’re celebrating our love, it should be about something we both enjoy I think. So now we celebrate or whatever on day that’s convenient for us at the house. It’s basically just an excuse to get all the crap at the grocery store that we can’t keep in the house otherwise, because ya know, health.

We get several bottle of cheap booze too and watch a movie on our couch in our pajamas.

It’s the best!! No lame cards, flowers, or candy for me please!

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