Men who are happy with their significant others, what is a flaw of your partner and why is it not a deal breaker in the end?

I've been with my wife for 25 years. She's so awesome that when I tell people on the interweb about her they don't believe it. You may not believe it either, and that's okay, fuck you then. I'll list her positives first.

  • She's gorgeous. When I saw her the first time I thought it was like someone took all my preferences and made someone to match. She's in her mid-forties but looks much younger. She's tall, almost 6 feet, and she's got really long legs. If you want to know what she looks like, she looks so much like Kelly Brook that the first time I saw a picture of her http://youqueen.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cfaa0879bc8bec726137cc37a93bad1c.jpg I got furious because I thought my wife had been posting pictures without my permission. It took a few seconds before I realized it wasn't her. She has long auburn hair that she keeps dyed a sexy bright red https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/4d/ab/85/4dab85dd9211394c0a7170b1e34639fd.jpg hue. She has green eyes. Her makeup is always perfect and very sexy. She has full gorgeous lips and wears bright red lipstick. She has huge boobs, F or G. She dresses really really sexily to show off her figure and boobs because she knows I love it. Always showing major, almost obscene, cleavage. She draws stares like you wouldn't believe. She spends a LOT of money on clothes.
  • She has the best personality of any person I've ever met. She's kind, patient, giving, generous, selfless, smart, and funny.
  • She is so very sexual. She makes me ejaculate at least twice a day, often more. I say it like that because although we have sex every day, period be damned usually, and she gives me a blowjob every day (she loves doing it), she does other things too. One example is when she orders me to give her oral sex and stimulates my nipples and balls until I'm so aroused that my hips are thrusting on their own and she orders me to jack off for her, which she finishes with her mouth. She pegs me (actually don't care for it but she likes it). She sets up threesomes with her friends for me. She says kinky shit that drives me crazy like give mommy all your cum and fill mommy's wet pussy with your big cock. We have sex in public. We recently had sex in front of probably 200 people on a beach in Florida. I didn't even know what she was about to do, she just started rubbing me through my trunks, then pulled them down, sucked on me, untied her bikini bottom, and climbed on. We had to run after I nutted in case someone called the police. I just can't even think of everything but every day is just a cycle of ejaculation and hydration.
  • She always thinks of me. When you have a shit ton of kids it's easy to forget each other. She recently bought me an AR-15 she knew I wanted, for example. We didn't really need to spend the thousands of dollars on it but she said I deserved it.
  • She cooks and waits on me. That is, she cooks wonderfully then brings it to me in my recliner. When I compliment her (that was so delicious!) she asks if I want more, and then brings me seconds and refills my drink. In the evening she makes us cocktails. Throughout the day she brings me things to drink. In the morning after wake-up sex she makes me breakfast and coffee and brings it to me in bed. Yeah!
  • I grab her ass and boobs throughout the day, and she grabs my ass, and massages my dick. Especially in public.
  • She loves me wholly and completely and I do her. We're still in love like when we were kids.
  • She's given me a shit ton of wonderful kids and she's a wonderful mother.

What could possibly be wrong? She is a terrible housekeeper. I mean bad. Just awful. I won't go into specifics but I worry that if the police ever have to come into our house they'll report us to the state. I try to keep up but she makes messes faster than I can clean it up. She washes laundry like she should but instead of folding them and putting them away she throws them into a big pile and we have to go through it to find our clothes. The kids call it laundry mountain. It's about 8 feet tall. The toilets are disgusting and often smell like outhouses. Dishes pile up in the sink before washing. She throws groceries into the pantry instead of putting them on the shelves. Clean dishes are in the dishwasher, not put away. She makes piles of disorganized crap all over the house. She's a bit of a hoarder. She throws trash at the trash can but often not in it. It's terrible. Her parents came for a surprise visit and yelled at both of us about it but I yelled back and said they were the ones who taught her to be like this. And of course I've talked to her about it. She says she can't help it. I dunno.

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