Men and Women of Reddit have you ever had an experience with a female or male prostitute?

A few, I never solicited services, but I have a number of encounters with them.

In Amsterdam, you are told not to stare too much, but considering there are women almost completely naked behind thin glass, it is hard not to stare. Some would look bored, some would be giving you the eyes, and some were more agressive and would approach you and touch you on the soldier. Interesting and tempting experience, but I held back my urges. Most of them looked like porn stars, which is usually a mixed back whether you like that or not.

Another time, I was in Budapest after I stumbled out of a bar. I was completely lost and this women, small dark hair, pale skin, absolutely gorgeous, and she says, "Sexy? Business?" which apperently were the only words she knew in English. So, I said all smoothly, "No, I am not a businessman. But, I'll give you 2500 Forinths if you could tell me where is my hostel." I got a blank stare and I said it again with money in my hand while pointing to my map asking for directions. Well, she replied with "Sexy? Business?" I said no again and decided to try to find it myself. I drunkenly try to stumble back to the hostel. After a few blocks, I turn around and she is right behind me. I tell her again no sexy business. Which I guess she finally gets the hint and walks back near the bar. Afterwards I encounter a few other prostitutes who know the same exact words "Sexy? Business?" on the way back to my hostel. Made it back like a half hour later without any prostitutes. Good job me.

My last story was probably the closest to taking a prostitute home. I was at a club in Chicago, and start dancing with this girl. She starts like groping me pretty hard, more than your typical grinding session, so I stupidly thought she liked me. Again, I was far from sober. After dancing a little and buying her a drink, she rips off my shirt and bites me on the stomach. OK that was a little weird, but I thought I was totally getting laid and she was pretty hot. Well after she goes to the bathroom, the owner comes up to me to tell me that is a prostitute and you should get her the hell out of there as soon as possible or he is going to call the cops. Let's just say I did not wait for her and just went home to sleep this one off. I went to get tested the following week. I was clean.

I never wanted to get with a sex worker, and these experiences make me less interested in the prospect.

Tl;DR Prostitutes are crazy. Not my scene

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