Met a really nice dude on the plane that reminded me that most people are good people.

AMEN BROTHER. I am actually very gray skinned male. Gray just means that i am a mixed race of black and white, but it's not the typical dark browned skin and white person from Nederlands, i mean the actual color black and white, but i guess i am more of a black grayish kind of person. Anyways, the secret of my success with the spaghetti sauce is to let it cook for a couple of hours, and not eat it while it is super hot, you get more flavor if you let it come to terms with the room temperature. I too, met a guy that was controversial, but he was nice. He said that he didn't like spaghetti, and i was like, what the fuck man, but i then said, i see your point, but i do not respect it, he was more of a meatball man, while i was more of a bolognese. That prick don't even use wine for his sauce, which is just disgusting. I just stood up, and said, good day sir, and then i proceeded to walk to the captains headquarters in the ship, and told them to grab a better route with some chest hair, go through the fields of mountains, in order to get some boost from the currents from the water or something. We then crashed and everyone except me died.

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