[META] There will NOT be a Frank the Clown AMA.

Am I supposed to impressed or something dude? I'm not. Mainly because I actually get laid and am capable of fucking attractive females. That's the thing: All people can say in defense of "Frank the Clown" is that he's "fucking Mick Foley's daughter". Thing is though, Noelle Foley legitimately isn't anything special to anyone other than basement dwelling wrestling fans. Strictly because she's Mick Foley's daughter, they put her on some pedestal and act like that makes Frank The Clown special as well for fucking her. In reality, she's a retard by default, for banging a retard. And she's pretty average looking on top of that. An attractive blonde. Go out into any crowded public place and you'll see countless girls on the same level as her. She's very, very, very far from the hottest female in existence. It's honestly time to stop glorifying idiotic, talentless people. Noelle flaunts herself on Twitter because she knows that goofy wrestling fans will drool all over her, and Frank constantly has to remind those goofy wrestling fans that she's his girlfriend. She literally tweeted that she likes to "jiggle her butt when she's bored", to which Frank promptly replied some idiotic desperate shit about how he likes to "jiggle her butt too". To a normal person that actually gets laid and can see through the desperate retard shit, it's just pathetic. To a basement dwelling man child, they lose their shit and think "OH MAN SHES TALKN ABOUT HER BUTT I WUNA JIGGLE HER BUTT TOO N FWANK ACTUALLY GITZ 2 DO DAT IM FUKKN JEALOUS LOL!" It's retarded. It's pathetic. I'm sure Noelle has some cool stories about her dad, but jesus christ.. again, what well-adjusted grown adult, in their right mind, would actually give a fuck about either of these people and actually want to hear what they have to say? What merit do these two bozo's really have on their own? Legitimately none whatsoever. Two attention seekers. Two sycophantic, desperate human beings. They just need to go away. And perhaps Noelle isn't all that bad on her own, but again.. if you're an attractive girl, that's dating a fucking retard like "Frank", you have some issues. If I was Mick I'd be embarrassed as shit. Especially over the fact that some little retard is talking about "jiggling my daughter's butt" on Twitter. I get it. They're adults. They're together. But if that was my daughter that some creepy, ugly, pretentious little doofus was talking to like that on a public forum? I'd take issue.

/r/SquaredCircle Thread Parent