MFW I've seen you cheap fucks complain about ads for years and I've yet to have one single ad in all those years because I'm rich as fuck and could afford 2 dollars.

What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little nigger? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in modding braveryjerk, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on /r/atheism, and I have over 300 confirmed alt accounts. I am trained in legorillaface warfare and I'm the top brave in the entire subreddit. You are nothing to me but just another fundie. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of atheists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in trolling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Braveryjerk and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking mouse. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will jizz fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking upronned, kiddo.

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