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Dear /r/movies bashers:

So you have figured out that the majority of /r/movies isn't very happy with French New Wave film and believe that French New Wave films are pretty silly. You might find some of this shit offensive even. You might even feel that you need to post about how much /r/movies sucks.

I have a 10 step plan in order for you to correct this issue.

  1. Go fuck yourself. This is a crucial step, and will be recommended should you decide to openly voice your concerns about /r/movies. Might as well get this out of the way so when it is recommended, you can proudly claim 'I've done that already' and the discussion can continue. A broken bottle is ideal, but whatever tool you have available it fine, even if it is a portal gun.

  2. Repeat step 1 to ensure completion.

  3. Unsubscribe. You don't HAVE to be here, you don't HAVE to read the memes, quentin tarantino quotes, and dumbasses on facebook. Brown button on the right. Go away, we don't want you.

  4. Repeat step 1 again.

  5. Understand our user base. If you live in the UK, you might legitimately not understand a LARGE portion of our users. Google the Bible belt. I will wait..... Ok, that's long enough. There are many aspiring director teens in the Bible belt, whom stay in the proverbial closet to prevent bad shit from happening to them. This includes something as trivial as being cut off from art school (which in the US is not a right, but a paid privilege), to something as severe as being thrown in the streets or (in the rare case) murdered. There have been users on here asking for help due to parents wanting to involuntarily commit them to a psyche ward for their directorial aspirations. This subreddit is for them to vent.

  6. Repeat step 1

  7. We have every reason to hate French New Wave film. While we don't necessarily hate literary critics, we do find their beliefs silly and worth mocking. However, French New Wave film is responsible for many deaths in Iran, Sudan, and the Bible Belt, especially among this particular faith known as Dogme 95, which believes cinematography is a legitimate alternative to MEDICINE and SURGERY, which sometimes ends up killing the unfortunate kid.

  8. Repeat step one, one last time.

  9. If you are still here and have concerns, discuss. If not, unsubscribe button is on the right, have a nice day and don't forget to go fuck yourself.

  10. Go fuck yourself.

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