Milfs of Reddit, what were some of the most desperate advances you've had to deal with from your sons' friends?

One night my mother and her friend came home after a night of drinking and they passed out on the couch watching TV. I was in my room sitting at my computer desk, at about 3am, when her friend sloppily pushed her way into my room. I asked her what she was doing and if she needed something (thinking the answer would be blankets or something), and she kinda "sauntered" over and tried to act coy like it was a casual normal visit, giving me the whole "what I can't say hi?" bit. Me being 15 and not in the mood to deal with her, felt that being obviously not interested in the conversation would make her go away, so I gave pointed, short replies and continued watching my YouTube video. Apparently she decided that it was time to go for broke, as she firmly pressed her breasts on my back to bring my attention back to her. "uhhh.. do you mind...?" "not if you don't." honestly, if she was even kind of good looking, this would be like one of my fantasies coming true, hell it would be a lot of people's fantasy, however this was not the case and to top it off she was married and had a 6 year old kid. With that in mind, I manage to sputter out "what..?" and she responds, point blank, "yeah ya know.. I've always wondered what it would be like to be a cougar". I couldn't take it anymore and stood up and left. Just my luck that kind of shit goes down, with the exact wrong kind of person.

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