Milfs of Reddit, what were some of the most desperate advances you've had to deal with from your sons' friends?

My poor mom went through something sort of similar with an ex of mine. She was staying at my tiny apartment for a week due to some work conference. I gave her the bedroom and ex bf and I were sleeping on the sofa one night. He was pretty drunk and in the middle the night he got up to use the bathroom which was inside the bedroom. He forgot about our temporary arrangement and climbed in bed with my mother! He wrapped her up, spoon-style and she panicked, tucked into a ball, rolled over and used both feet to kick him out of bed. He realized his mistake and went back to the sofa, dazed and embarrassed. The next day they both sort of confessed about what happened, worried that I'd be mad for some reason. My mom told me first and I about died laughing. She ended the conversation by saying, "I'm glad your boyfriend is the kinda guy who wants to hold you when he comes back to bed." Super sweet. He was so embarrassed when he finally told me that night, and said, "well, your mom is pretty cute."

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