That guide to approaching girls is too funny. I like the example from a scripted movie about an attractive secret agent as to how it should/could go down in real life. I am hetero and Pierce Brosnan could tell me I have avocado on my face and I would probably get aroused. How many restraining orders have been issued because the dude thought, "She didn't end the conversation abruptly so she must be at least kind of interested in me." One thing that kills me, there are a few though, is when people say shit like get a life first and then try to talk to the girl you're interested in. How about you do what you like and quit doing things just for the hopes of getting some puss n' boots. I am around alot of people on any given day and it is fkn hysterical to watch dudes acting totally different around a pretty female. And then the subsequent regroup where the dude asks the other guys if they saw the hot girl he was talking to and then they all talk about how they would smash it, even though many of them are married. It provides hours of entertainment and I have to constantly watch myself to make sure I am not subconsciously acting fake just because I am talking to someone with breasts. If I ever have to take advice on how to approach a female from a guide on the internet with a James Bond clip please slap me in the fkn throat. No dis to OP but deezam that was a harsh read.