Miranda Kerr

The sexiest noose I ever seen. I remember when we first met. I was at a department store, and had just gotten into my auto erotic asphyxiation fetish. I was just walking around and all of a sudden, boom. I saw it. The auto choker 6000. I immediately knew it was the one for me, the tender but firm piece of equipment that would change my life. Before paying for it I knew I had to take it out for a test drive. I tightened it around my neck and stroked my cock. I repeated this for 7 minutes, the noise getting tighter and tighter with each stroke, when, finally, just as the children from the local elementary school came in on a field trip, my nut busted, resulting in a metaphorical sonic boom. The children were showered in my thick cum, and everyone in the store, be they man or woman, instantly got pregnant, including the children. The tidal wave of cum erupted from my balls, and I surreptitiously surfed the tide. I paid the cashier who was going into labour at the time, and walked out of there a hero. Who am I? I am the great, Cumulus Cloud. Some may know me as Jizzmmy Saville. But you? You can call me daddy.

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