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Drumpf has a real meaning though. It's his grandfather's original last name. He immigrated and at some point they changed it to Trump.

Drumpf is a way to constantly point out his hypocracy when he hates on immigrants, foreign workers, and all the other ways he's anti-globalist. He forgot his roots. He's not even 3 generations removed from the guy.

Of course, he had something in common with him: His grandfather came to America in 1885 at age 16 to avoid six months conscripted military service (note that 3 months of this was training, and conscripted persons could not be assigned to an active conflict location; they had to volunteer for extended duty after their initial service).

It was determined on a second return to Germany in 1904 that he had dodged conscription, and had eight weeks to prove otherwise or be deported. He took his family and left without telling anyone, and his German citizenship revoked.

Did I mentioned part of how he made his equivalent of ~$500,000 in today's money was pimping out prostitutes? Yeah, when he came to the Americas, he went to the Yukon mining territories and opened up a tent 'hotel' that eventually expanded to a two story building, and later another one. When the Canadian government announced they were going to crack down on prostitution, gambling, and drinking, Trump sold the place and went back to Germany in 1901 for the first time.

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