They say money can’t buy happiness. I always tell them, “You just don’t know where to shop.”

I always answer to "Money alone can't buy happiness" with "you also need to spent it on something you want!". Yes, I'm a smart ass.

But isn't that the truth? If i had the money i could make holidays in Thailand in a great villa on the beach with a personal thai michelin stared chef, showing me how to cook all the best thai-cuisine for me and my friends during the day, while partying excessively during the night.

If i have no money i can invite anyone to grill some cheap sausages and drink some cheap beer on a lake nearby. Of course nobody will show up, because it's winter and everyone is too old to tolerate drinking and eating cheap stuff.

/r/funny Thread Link - i.redd.it