Haha omg...these are great.

Most terrifying cock is definitely one of the BBCs I received in a pm recently. (You know who you are.) it was probably bigger than my forearm. I also saw a gif once where a teeny tiny little micropenis became aroused and somehow grew to like 7 inches! Wait that's not terrifying. But it did make me say "WHAT THE FUCK" really loud.

Most adorable cock...damn this is tough...would be tough even if I didn't have tequila in my system. I really love Manuel Ferrara's cock. OH I have one! Mark from the Mark's head bobbers videos. He has a really fantastic cock actually. It's so big and gets rock hard and it throbs. And he cums a lot. He somehow can hold back when he has one or two insanely hot girls working on it for like 20 minutes. It's pretty awesome. Yeah, I don't know if I answered that question correctly haha

Most cute cock, like smallest? Oh man I have no idea, I really can't even think of one I've had those feelings about although I'm super curious to see Peter Dinklage's cock. I have never seen a small person's cock before but I would play with his ;)

I've been just hanging out, nothing too exciting. Ok so I love cooking, it's my favorite hobby, and I've been having dinner with my neighbor a lot. She has been trying to get me into foraging but that's not really my style. She loves it and says it's fun and she's really fun so I'm sure she's onto something but who wants to dig up some mushrooms and tree bark and shit and then eat it? What am I a squirrel? Is it end times? I have a phone and a jimmy johns down the street.