I know some people on here will disagree with me, but the crying children argument has always angered me. It is a fucking baby. A small human being. It communicates by crying, laughing, or pooping, which I really wish I could do, but anyways. You were once that crying baby. The baby might not enjoy the stress of having so many people near them. Maybe the sound is making them scared. They don’t know much. Babies aren’t that smart and don’t know that they shouldn’t cry. Of course the parent should do everything in their power to try and calm the baby down but 1. No family should fucking EVER be kicked out of a restaurant because of a crying baby because they won’t calm down and 2. If I ever go to a restaurant and see a table complaining about a crying baby, that’s it this will happen to them.. You have no fucking right to complain about a small human being for crying. It is fucking pathetic when people expect their bill to be reduced because they had to listen to a baby crying.