"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Is she the one who sings "Don't impressa me much?!" Because a lot of the things that she complains about are not only genuinely impressive, but definitely WILL keep her warm in the middle of the night:

"Okay, so you got a nice truck. Don't impressa me much... Won't keep me warm in the middle of the night!"

A nice truck will ABSOLUTELY keep you warm in the middle of the night!

"Okay, so you're a rocket scientist... etc."

But rocket fuel can definitely keep you warm in the middle of the night!?!

"Okay, so you're Brad Pitt... etc."

Brad Pitt owns 18 mansions!!! And only 3 of them don't have heat, and those three are just social experiments that he hires people to fight to the death inside of!!! The other 15 will Definitely keep you warm, Shania! If that even is your real name!!

And, oh, I'm just realizing that Shania Twain and Carrie Underwood aren't the same person. Never mind, carry on.

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