Actually last post supposed to be bit like a light-hearted dark kind of a joke with some truth in it but nothing like I am intending to drag you into some financial support scheme or something (at least that what I got from bootstraps thing)
While I wont argue with pick yourself up thing (because only I can do that) I never really understood the whole "stop feeling sorry for yourself" thing, like, my life sucks and despite me trying to change it it only got worse and I feel bad about it.
How do you stop feel bad about it?
That said I kinda get where you coming from so, the whole sombre mood was not intended in any other way but a light joke, that said in my case light hearted dark jokes might need special sarcasm font or something lol.