I know more than you.

I'm afraid that's almost definitely linguistically impossible...

Try saying any word with "f" without using your teeth.

The reason most kids first words are mama, dada, papa, tata and baba ect is because you can say them without any teeth. Those noises being so easy to make with no teeth and blubbery baby face muscles is why those noises are recognised as a childish way to say "mom" or "dad" in so many languages, it's the noises babies make to figure out how their mouth works so humans naturally use those babies noises as titles for themselves. "Formal" titles like mom or mother were adapted into languages later.

Likely your parents ignored every basic noise you tried to make to imitate their speach for at least the first 7 months but likely 11 to 14 months and simply waited till you said something interesting. Even then it would be very improbable to say "fire hydrant". Two word phrases usually aren't used till at least the 18 month mark, which is several months after they start trying to have conversations and after they should have figured out basic inflection for the singular words they'd previously figured out.

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