Mormon Sunday School Question: What is the best way to prevent your children from leaving the church? Answer: Do not educate them. Make them insecure in their intelligence and reasoning, encourage them to resent people who are not like them, and avoid all opposing views.

Use lead paint in the kids rooms and play area.Retrofit your plumbing to use lead pipes.

Do not allow them to play with children who are not white and delightsome and come from tithe paying families.

Do not start them in school until the legally required age. Consider a church primary school. Or homeschool.

No access to popular culture via tv, movies, internet. No smartphones, get them a jitterbug.

Belittle any expression of individualism. Assign faith promoting reading and ban any popular books.

Push for a career that limits exposure to the great unwashed masses. Preferably something working for the church or morton mcconkie.

Never allow them to understand the scientific principal. The only reliable materials come from the church.

Require community outreach projects like washing widows cars. Require them to tithe an amount that would have been fair pay for their labor.

Belittle or criticize anything they say or do unless it has proper virtue signaling in its execution.

Encourage activities such as chess team or orchestra, but not marching band or debate.

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