The most baffling contracts of the NHL offseason

As a not-so-in-deep-media-follower of hockey, ESPN was my source... as they didn't give a fuck about NHL you would only see the important news there. No time-wasting on deep stats of this and that, no "the 10 most..." lists; just the main news and the stats and standings up to day.

Then this polish surnamed guy appeared all over it and it drove me away. I feel so fucking insulted with that writing style... it looks like his target are teenagers, 50-year pedophiles, arab emirs, or anything with no self-respect or respect for life.

And now this fucker says Marc-André doesn't deserve the money! That's high motherfuckery right there. I hope he marries Eugene Melnyk and Melnyk takes charge of the house management.

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