Disgusting? Oh I've got the story for this (even though I'm not the bull)!

I'll shorten it because I'm bad at turning experiences into detailed stories, but it's my job to be my bull's little butler boy/servant and take care of anything he asks.

He was hungry, and wanted me to make him a sandwich for lunch and hand-feed him. When I asked him what kind of sandwich he'd like, he picked... tuna fish. Both him and my girlfriend agreed that it wouldn't be proper for him to kiss her after a meal like that...

So he made out with me instead. His tongue went in my mouth for hours. Even still, he breathes on me to tease me and remind me of my place when I disappoint him.