Let me guess, you scored a 161 on a Facebook IQ test and hung it on your refrigerator. Maybe even shared it across FB a few times? Printed it and had it embroidered on a t-shirt for every day of the week?

Named your cat "my master has a 161 IQ" and intentionally "lose" it just to hear someone acknowledge your results when they call?

I bet it's hanging above your bed, isn't it? You sleep well at night knowing your intellect miles above your peers.

Your purchased wrapping paper and mailed it to each of your relatives to use for your Christmas gifts, didnt you?

I get you, my guy. You flex that scientific literacy. I see that big ol astrophysics dick from here