Most ridiculous assessments ever asked to do?

I remember a long time ago, I went to a start up company for one of those scripted sales jobs. Pay was weak, but I needed something, and wasn’t coming in with experience. I go there for an interview and it’s exactly what’d you expect a ‘fun’ workplace to be. It was almost like it was all staged. There was people throwing footballs around, lots of high fives, gongs being hit, clapping for sales. I get into the interview and I’m cross examined & interrogated by some fat guy and a slender librarian looking guy and their trying to figure out if I have what it takes? They tell me to read a script in front of them. They give me 10 minutes. It’s 3 paragraphs LOL. I do it in a few seconds. Both people look at each other, cheesily high five, and offer me the role. I just said “no” and walked out LOL.

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