You're the Pibbman of Personajerk.
No, fuck you. On this one, fuck you. I was for months one of the only posters on that fucking subreddit, and no thanks to you or cuntscicle or intercept0r-- that was my subreddit. Cuntscicle, with his relentless, non-stop PMing on Skype and Reddit and Discord made me quit. Boom. Then I make the mistake of letting him know I have a new account, and what do you know: non-stop PMs all the fucking time, "Jason why aren't you posting on /r/megaten, Jason why aren't you posting on /r/wsgy, hi jason hru" every fucking minute of the day. And, what would you know, obviously I don't own any of my subreddits anymore, but that's okay because I don't really care. But every fucking day on Discord, every minute that that stupid fucking little shit is on, I get an inane "hi jason hru." Every five seconds.
I think about murder, and I almost do it too. I take an uber out to Kendall with a baseball bat, some weed, and a camera. But I don't do it. I think "There's a way around this. Nobody has to get hurt. I'm just going crazy." And maybe I was. So I back off. I go home and I jump from my two story apartment and break my ankle. In hindsight I could have found a taller building, but it doesn't matter.
What bothers me, is that even after all of this, he gets to be the good guy. He gets to pretend that he had any fucking involvement in that subreddit aside from literally copy and pasting someone else's stylesheet. Don't you fucking pretend that me not posting hasn't only been in the last three months, because it has. I'[m not the pibbman of /r/personajerk, I'm motherfucking brightside. Shove a rusty knife up your stupid cunt you worthless personafag bitch motherfucker cuntbag shitface douchecanoe