This is Pratik of Mississauga, Ontario. He's now 32 years old, works at Rogers on Bloor Street East in the call centre. He frequents clubs on King West and is actively involved in the Seneca College Alumni Association and Ryerson University Alumni Association. He was going to be a doctor, but wanted to be a "Mogul" so he set his sights a little higher and has been dealing with refunds for 7 years. He's married to Kritika who was born and raised in Scarborough, wanted to marry a doctor and is currently working at a radiology clinic near Scarborough Town Centre where she's abrupt, rude and doesn't listen to people because she's unhappy with how her life, and four children, have turned out - girls! Who asked for girls!
Pratik has bought a new suit, tailored to fit perfectly, the legs just a bit shorter than what would be normally acceptable. He's heading out tonight to see the Pirates decimate the Jays and will then get shitfaced at Wurst, telling all "dem sexy ladeez" that he's an executive at Rogers and will flirt until it's uncomfortable and will be driven home, by a drunk driver, hoping to avoid being nailed by the Peel Regional Police.
Life is a vicious circle, especially when you're in a suit that's 5 sizes too big, with the tags still on the arm... but you think you're hot tutti.