3. MRW everyone is stocking up on toilet paper but I have a bidet.

MRW everyone is stocking up on toilet paper but I have a bidet.

I want a bidet, and so does my fiance. I've never used one, but hear nothing but good things.

The only thing stopping me is that I don't have any power outlets anywhere near my toilets and the water in my house in the winter sits at about 32.3 degrees and I refuse to have slushy water forcefully shot up my arsehole. I need to run power there so I can get a heated unit.

This....I want a bidet, and so does my fiance. I've never used one, but hear nothing but good things.

The only thing stopping me is that I don't have any power outlets anywhere near my toilets and the water in my house in the winter sits at about 32.3 degrees and I refuse to have slushy water forcefully shot up my arsehole. I need to run power there so I can get a heated unit.

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