let me tell you about the world of a 40 year old man
I was off schedule today and went to tan after lunch instead of early morning....I dont usually tan but I have a surf trip coming up so I prebake LOW UV to protect myself from the hawaiian sun next month....but I digress.
Being that Im on a different time slot, the guy who sold me the tan package and was there the first time had already left....and in his place was an incredibly sexy tall leggy dark haired beauty with some very nicely placed ink stains in her flesh.....
She was being very giggly and chatty with me....snuck 2 customers by before finishing my one item ring up and a bed activation....
Im 5 years celibate and have only been on 1 date in the past 3 years.....So I appreciated the attention even though I was pretty sure she was being flirty salesgirl more than flirty girl...at 40 you take it where it comes....
So shes complimenting on my tan and asked where I was going before since the computer only said 1 session.....and I told her...Im dark skinned naturally, I just dont get much sun....she laughed grabs my arm slides hers down mine and says, "sweety your already darker than me!". So she asked why I had decided to start tanning....and I told her that I was taking my daughters on a surf trip as a graduation gift....and she looked at me entirely different all of a sudden and said "College or highschool?" eyebrows doing confusion dance...."high school, how old do I look?" and chuckled... "where did they go?"
and I answered...
and then she burst my bubble...
"OH YOUR THE TWINS DAD! My friends friends of theirs."
"HUH? How old are you?"
"18"
"yeah Im going to go tan now"
and now I have to be careful to only tan EARLY....
because Im either a creepy old guy who was perving on an 18 year old tanning salon attendant
Or Shes got daddy issues and was actually perving on me....in which case...alone in a tanning salon naked with an 18 year old....NAH....My grandfather had his first heart attack at 38....Im not taking that chance NO WAY