having similar views on almost everything,
Except, of course, on
whether grown adults are supposed to clean up after themselves
whether the comfort and happiness of anyone other than himself matters at all
whether it's more important to have a healthy relationship with a partner you love than to meet arbitrary income targets
whether it's okay to constantly rudely criticize your partner as though they're an underperforming employee and constantly threaten to leave them if they don't shape up
whether how much money your unmarried partner makes should matter beyond their ability to contribute a fair share to the household budget
Like, I'm hearing that you disagree on a lot, actually.