The poop talk must be a guy thing. My husband shares with me his bowel movements almost on the daily. But it doesn't bother me, in fact, we joke about it sometimes. Nothing he does disgusts me... He's a guy, guys do gross things. But I love him and quite frankly, it's nice to be able to fart in front of him without feeling embarrassed. Sometimes he congratulates me and says he's impressed lolol. It's all in good fun.

But if it bothers you, you need to sit him down and talk to him about it. Not immediately after it happens, but in a sit down talk.

Also, my husband has gained weight since we've gotten together. Hes a marine so you can imagine how he was when we first got together. Now he has what he likes to call, the "dad bod". And while it's not the marine corps body like before, I love him so much. We all change. We will both get older, get wrinkly, get fat. It's inevitable. Sure I'd love to work out and he does too, but with 2 teenagers, a baby on the way, and full time jobs, we are happy to just be alive, well, and have a good family life. Our bodies change and while some can maintain them easily, others can not (I know his diet is bad and he drinks beer, but also the older you get the more your metabolism slows and basically only fully dedicated people who work out daily can maintain a good physique).

Just keep that in mind. Your boobs will sag some day too and I'm sure he will love them still. Lol