So my long-distance boyfriend came to visit me this week (yay!) and we were walking around my college campus this morning. There's some program where high school kids visit the campus today so the campus was a lot busier than usual on a Friday morning.

Anyhow, we passed by the ROTC tent, and my boyfriend starts to tell me about his ROTC days. We end up stopping by the tent and he gets to talking to one of the ROTC kids, asking him all sorts of questions and all that, really nice guy.

So we're just hanging out and talking and out of nowhere this giant blob of a woman in camo comes out. She's one of the instructors or something, so outranking the kid we were talking to, and yells at him for not paying attention on post or something and how he should be recruiting people instead of chatting with his friends (note, we didn't know this guy and there were 2 other ROTC people at the tent doing nothing so it's not like a whole line of people were waiting).

While she's yelling at him, my bf calmly gets out his wallet and pulls out his military ID card with his rank on it (outranking the beast) and shows it to the camo-whale and says something to the effect of "this soldier was showing a higher ranking officer respect and was setting a good example, unlike you" he didn't comment directly on her weight, but he gave her the up-down look taking in all some of her massive body. He got his card back and we walked away while she tried to apologize and "sir"d him...once we got out of ear-shot he looked at me and said "goddamn that chick was a fat fuck" I've never heard him say something so mean about anyone, but I was so happy hearing him say that!