Good advice.

Raccoons are very clever.

They might take up golfing and soon enough they will be winning every single tournament.

Even The Masters would be forced to admit them.

They will start to hobnob with influential people and charm them with their intellect and furry cuteness.

And slowly bit by bit they will take over the reins of power.

Soon they will be running all of our Fortunes 500 companies.

And bribing the Senators to get Racoon friendly bills passed.

One day we shall have a Racoon Presidency.

Uhhh... I mean they shall have the Presidency.

Raccoons cannot type. Of course they can’t. That’s an absurd notion.

No one can believe that nonsense.