My dad who drives and plays hearthstone and screams at me if I say ANYTHING.

If I dont delete the ridiculousness, then someone might come along that's obviously smarter than you are since you still dont understand what Im doing, and they could just glance at my comment history and realize that I'm just fucking with them and then they stop the fun before going full blown puppet and giving me control of their emotional strings. Because you see, the way this game works is that the way I win, is if I can get you to argue with a fucking complete stranger over absolutely fucking nothing over the damn internet, and even though you know that Im doing it to laugh at your petty persistance, you still cant help but feed me because without you realizing it, I'm living rent free inside your head and feelings lol, but the way that I lose the game, is that if you catch on to it and quit feeding me before Im able to get you to loss control and start an arguement with me

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