my first time...

Fine watever. PPL on this subreddit like to bitch when tell ppl brands and how to make it...like they fucking randomly discovered how make it so noone else should or DEA watching subreddit for clues and we gonna ruin it. Fuck that, percs for 27 bucks is the worst, but i digress:
After you write Read in reply, I'm gonna delete these instructions so ppl don't get grumpy. So copy and paste, and ackwnloedge read quick after or i aint gonna answer follow ups to my shitty directions. Instructions:
1. Weigh out 360 grams(i choose dis # based on wat u said).
2. Put 360 grams into a 2 Liter empty soda bottle.
3. Add lukewarm water into bottle until there is a 1/4 of inch(or just a visible layer of watch aboce the seeds.)
explained in detail below 4. put cap back on tightly on bottle(obviously)
5. Shake the shit out of the bottle for 5 minutes(you should be sweating).
6. slightly unscrew cap so that only water can get thru.
7. Squeeze bottle so that water filters out into empty cup.
8. Go back to #3 and repeat steps 3 thru 7 again. You need to do two washes at least on the same seeds cause there is still a lot of good stuff left(they say 50% less of good stuff 2nd wash). especially if it is your first time attempting cause you mighta not down first wash so good.
Optional: You can add a little bit of lemon juice in the seeds/water prior to shaking. some say makes better, i don't notice but do it sometimes.

The final product(two different containers) should be brownish and bitter and taste disgusting. Drink 1/2 the first(wash) cup, then wait 45 minutes to 1 hour(takes that long to kick in). Then depending on how your feeling continue to drink. Then next time you make seeds with same batch of seeds(add more or less seeds based on potency, but i would go to pound then 1.25...not twice as much of course.

I've seen people with way bigger tolerances then 1 or 2 a day have to go the hospital so i wouldn't fuck around and do like 1.6 pounds cause u think u'll be fine. No one knows how strong the batch you got it is. We've discovered that exp dates don't mean dick(and u know that if long-term lurker) so even if u see same date don't mean anything.
Let sub knows how it goes.

More on adding water:
**It is important that you turn fossil on medium strength and every 10/15 seconds stop the water and shuffle the seeds around. Cause its takes a second or two for water it work its way thru the seeds. So once water is settled and 1/4 of inch over seed line. Sometimes the top portion(1/5) of the seeds will kind of float and their we be inch or 2 of water between 4/5 off bottom seeds and 1/5 of top seeds. that is fine, you just want enough water in there that if all seeds settled it would be a thin layer of water(1/4 inch) above top of seeds

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