My friend (24F) is butting her head in and trying her damndest to get me (26F) and my BF (30M) engaged, even though we have other priorities

How do I handle this? From this friend, and in general?

Feel free to borrow my awesome comeback:

We decided that the marriage medicine bottle should list a whole host of negative side effects:

  • taking each other for granted
  • "letting yourself go"
  • an expensive and pointless party costing about the same as a downpayment on a house
  • inviting the government into your private lives needlessly

We want our relationship to last a long time like Steadman & Oprah's (30 years and still going strong), or Kournikova and Iglesias's (18 years), and not have a marriage that implodes in 55 hours like Britney Spears and Jason Alexander's!

/r/relationships Thread