My friend was curious about this whole "roasting" thing

you seem like a fat nerd person

Wow, good one grandpagangbang!

Since this is /r/roastme..

Your wife probably hates you. You're an insecure person who seeks validation on every corner. The funny part is you thought you were being "wholesome" and not some creepy fuck who doesn't know how to talk to people. Can you even get an unassisted erection anymore you old shit? I would fuck your ugly wife just to spite you. Oh, and your great "fat nerd person" comment? I'm 6'4, 215 lean. I'm the type of guy your "wife" dreams about. The last 12 years have probably been spent wishing she had something better. Basically anything but you.

Come to think of it, if you even have a wife, she really must hate you. A month ago you posted "Send me a message when you decide to go to bed, I'd like to fall asleep with a real woman for once:(" and then you proceeded to call her m'lady. Like I said.. /r/niceguys.

Go fuck yourself.

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