My friend just beat lymphoma and thinks she's invincible. Destroy her

you don't know me but I know you (DGS) so let's get this going.

you and your best friend should either come out as lesbian already already or stop being so fucking gay. seriously you are two of the most annoying people on the planet and no one but you thinks that you're funny.

you milked having cancer. HARD. every last drop of it was used to make everyone else feel bad for you when you knew the entire time that there was almost no chance of you really dying. you're even doing it right now, milking the shit out of this post and probably laughing with your previously mentioned lesbo friend thinking that all of these comments are funny. this one isn't, it's meant to call you on your bullshit.

you are one of the most annoying, self conceited, dumbass people i have ever met in my life and the fact that you beat cancer is a waste of a miracle story. i hope it comes back and beats you like your father.

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