My Gibson Les Paul Tribute. Put a full shred in the bridge. The 490r neck pickup sounds a lot like a 57 classic.

That's a pretty pathetic to be waiting on. How sad.

I've concluded upon further inspection that either you or someone in your household (maybe your wife) is a giant fat ass. Literally every shelf has a a multitude of sugary beverages and a form of takeout on it. Furthermore the celery in the drawer hasn't been taken out in so long that there's literally grime and dirt forming in front of the crisper.

I initially thought it was gross that you were putting a dirty guitar in your fridge but now realize that it's more likely the contents of the fridge would contaminate the guitar.

Moral of the story, putting the guitar in the fridge for the iced tea pun pretty much ruined this post.

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