My girlfriend doesn't like my bird, may have to re-home it. Please help

You think your two month old baby doesn’t sleep during the day?

You are either WILDLY out of touch or your child is having monumental sleep issues and definitely doesn’t need a screeching bird disrupting nap time.

Infants need sleep during the day. The first bit of life is a rotation of eating, sleeping, and bodily functions. There is no baby in the history of the universe that just didn’t nap at all at two months. Most kids nap well into toddler/preschool years.

Are you so desperate to bring the bird back that you’ve deluded yourself into thinking that the baby doesn’t nap? Or does so much of the childcare fall to your SO that you’re genuinely clueless?

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