My girlfriend and most of her friends are 8 years younger than me. This hit me pretty hard.

Wow such big words for someone hiding behind the anonymity of the internet, I shiver at your insults; for it leaves a very powerful wound on my very soul. However shall I get over this pain? I will no doubt have troubles with sleep knowing she's a fat bitch. Woe is me, the woman who cannot be a woman of normal stature after being ridiculed at such a critical juncture in time. All I wished for was a civil conversation with adults, BUT NEIGH that did not happen; I was met by a barbarous child with the lexicon of a 12 year old. If you are indeed a real MAN and not a coward with his tail between his legs, Then i challenge you to armed combat in the REAL realm wherein I will teach you proper respect that your parental figures neglected to imprint upon your sorry demeanor. I feel sorry for the bitch that birthed such a vulgar creature for whom shows 0 respect for another individual of equal stature. For the milk of her breast was wasted on a bastard. And I cry tears of sorrow for the father who was unable to tame or even educate his own kin on basic manners, such bastards tend to have narcissistic tendencies that you have portrayed in this day. I wish you a good day sir, for I am not a man that keeps the company of lower men; men of which that lower themselves even below that of a dog's scat.

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