“They don’t get a book to read on how not to act with them.”

Thanks to Reddit, they are going to now!

Here’s the book so far:

Mr. Cat;

Thank you for you interest in becoming an adoptive male parent. Though you do not have nipples or milk, YOU can still be a GREAT parent! All you have to do is read my book: KITTEN ADOPTION: HOW NOT TO ACT, and follow my simple rules for success.

Rule 1: Be a nice cat. Don’t be a mean cat.

Rule 2: Baby cats are not mice, even though your instincts may cause you to think they they are. They are kittens, and they think you’re their mom. Your mom didn’t eat you, did she? No! So don’t eat the kittens!

Rule 3: See rule 1 and 2. Don’t bite kittens, especially the really tiny ones. It can hurt them, or even kill them. Plus, they think you’re their mom, remember?

Rule 4: Don’t NOT be nice. Be nice.

Rule 5: If they mistake your penis for a nipple, don’t freak out, and never bite them, as tempting as it may be! As stated in “Rule 3”: Biting them can hurt them, or even kill them. Stand up, and explain that their little cat tongues are coarse like sand paper, and now it burns when you pee.