My mama'll whoop my ass if I die like a dumb ass fishing with some white boy.

Yo What da fuq did you just motha fuckin say 'boutme, you little sheeit? Ill gots you know ah graduated top o' muh motha fuckin class in da Navy Seals, an' Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, an' ah gots ova 300 confirmed kills. ah be trained in gorilla warfare an' Im da top sniper in da entire US armed forces. you be nuttin' ta me but just another target. ah will wipe you da fuq out wif precision da likes o' which has never been seen 'bfoe on dis here Earf, mark muh motha fuckin motha fuckin werdz. You think you can git away wif sayindat sheeit ta me ova da Internet? Think ag'in, fucker. As we's speak ah be contacting muh motha fuckin secret network o' spies across da USA an' yo' IP iz being traced right now so you bettah prepare fo' da storm, maggot. da storm dat wipes out da pathetic little thin you page yo' life. Youre motha fuckin dead, kid. ah can be anywhere, anytime, an' ah can kill you in ova seven hundred ways, an' thats just wif muh motha fuckin bare hands. Not only be ah extensively trained in unarmed combat, but ah gots access ta da entire arsenal o' da United States Marine Corps an' ah will use it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off da face o' da continent, you little sheeit. If only you could gots known what unholy retribution yo' little clever comment wuz 'boutto bring down upon you, maybe you would gots held yo' motha fuckin tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, an' now youre paying da price, you goddamn idiot. ah will sheeit fury all ova you an' you will drown in it. Youre motha fuckin dead, kiddo ya'll is mad stupid.

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